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How To Make Friends And Influence People By Making A PR To Fix A Tiny Bug And Also Run Your Favorite Code Formatting Tool On The Entire Repo


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May I invite you to a fun thread about a delightful quirk of relativity theory? Starting with a simple fact about rotations, I’ll hope to give you some intuition about something that’s considered wildly counterintuitive: velocity addition. Intrigued? Buckle up!

MarkusDeserno's tweet image. May I invite you to a fun thread about a delightful quirk of relativity theory? Starting with a simple fact about rotations, I’ll hope to give you some intuition about something that’s considered wildly counterintuitive: velocity addition. Intrigued? Buckle up!

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Eating my 8 spiders on New Years Day this year to get it out of the way


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Both Usain Bolt and I can run 100 meters.

Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.



Today was my last day at SignalFx/Splunk. My thanks go out to my coworkers for making work feel like fun. I’m on a break until August when I start at benchling.com, where I am excited to try and help life science researchers change the world for the better.


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off by one

Write a sad coding story in 4 words.



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we used to get permission to work from home. now we get permission to work from office.


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Fun fact, this is the number of milliseconds in a day.

3blue1brown's tweet image. Fun fact, this is the number of milliseconds in a day.

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What is wrong with this ad? Hint - does not instill confidence in education.

quanza's tweet image. What is wrong with this ad? Hint - does not instill confidence in education.

Thanks dude!

Super savvy pickup by @douglasmerritt @splunk adding strength to Splunk's original roots in devops. Enormous congrats to my many friends on the outstanding @signalfx team! @krrau @mdcranney @eophir @tedoc2000 ...



Wouldn’t be here without you! Good job by you!


Come stop by our booth and see yours truly speaking Japanese:)

Ohayō 🇯🇵Good morning #AWSTokyo! Make sure to stop by Booth 2-11-14 today and all this week to demo our #cloudmonitoring platform and enter to win some cool prizes! #AWS #AWSSummitTokyo

signalfx's tweet image. Ohayō 🇯🇵Good morning #AWSTokyo! Make sure to stop by Booth 2-11-14 today and all this week to demo our #cloudmonitoring platform and enter to win some cool prizes! #AWS #AWSSummitTokyo


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What you give your best pals when you gotta shake and shiver at 6 then bust the Old Man Jenkins mystery at 7. Zoinks.

pabsmorrill's tweet image. What you give your best pals when you gotta shake and shiver at 6 then bust the Old Man Jenkins mystery at 7. Zoinks.

Woot! We have money and we have an awesome product with a great future. Interested in working on this? Come join us!

Excited to announce our $45MM in Series D funding. #SignalFx will accelerate product development and continue to make the journey to #cloudnative as easy as possible for developers and businesses. Details here: bit.ly/2rZpyCl

signalfx's tweet image. Excited to announce our $45MM in Series D funding. #SignalFx will accelerate product development and continue to make the journey to #cloudnative as easy as possible for developers and businesses. Details here: bit.ly/2rZpyCl


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When someone regularly cites outlier polls instead of the polling average it's an **extremely** reliable tell that they're a bullshitter.


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(author unknown, my own remake)

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Come see what we are about and meet the valley legend

Want to meet Ben Horowitz? Join us at the Real #RealTimeSeries in San Francisco on March 29! @bhorowitz will be doing a fireside chat on the importance of becoming cloud-native followed by a discussion with our #cloud panelists. RSVP to save your spot! ow.ly/L09A30j2aq5

signalfx's tweet image. Want to meet Ben Horowitz? Join us at the Real #RealTimeSeries in San Francisco on March 29! @bhorowitz  will be doing a fireside chat on the importance of becoming cloud-native followed by a discussion with our #cloud panelists. RSVP to save your spot! ow.ly/L09A30j2aq5


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