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Exclusively pumping is great if you’ve always wanted to work in a restaurant where you get to prep and make the food, serve it, then act as a bus boy cleaning 60 pump pieces and a sloppy little customer 🤷🏼♀️#newmomlife #exclusivelypumping #allidoispump
Normalize not asking new moms when they’re going to have another baby when their stitches still haven’t dissolved from their most recent delivery ✌🏼#csectionrecovery #newmomlife #normalizethis
And y’all thought this year was going to be better @BachelorNation #TheBachelor #impeachqueenvictoria
I’m not really sure what’s going on at the Capitol right now, but I think I remember reading something about it in the Hunger Games. #capitollockdown #bidenharis2020 #DumpTrump #LockHimUpNow
👏🏼well said
White people shouting “stop the count” is embodiment of their privilege. If Black & brown people were trying to subvert our democracy they would be called terrorists & hooligans. What you’re feeling as the votes get counted isn’t outrage, it’s entitlement
if the Bachelor suggested his girls play strip dodgeball, there’d be outrage, show would lose most of its fan base, & the Bachelor’s rep would be tarnished. Why is it ok for Claire to objectify her contestants? You can see how uncomfortable some of the men are. @BacheloretteABC
Does anyone else watch Million Dollar Beach house for the buyers? Trying to find a sugar daddy, thanks. @netflix #sugardaddyneededasap #myhusbandisokwithit
Have we tried sending a Karen to get us all a refund on 2020 yet? #KarenStrikesAgain #CoronaPandemic #okboomer #badnews #2020isoverparty
For everyone complaining about their Easter plans being interrupted, also people are dying so....... byeee #StayHome
Happy Easter to everyone except those who leave their homes this weekend to visit friends and family, I hope y’all get cystic acne, k byeeeeee✌️#staythefuckathome #COVID__19 #CoronaLockdown
When things go back to “normal” can we put our phones away? Our last outings, everyone was on their phones. Now our phones are the only thing keeping us connected. So when this ends, put them down and enjoy eye contact, face to face conversations, and being present in the moment.
Going to treat my quarantine like I’m a contestant on, “The Swan.” #GlowUpChallenge #QuarantineQueen #theswan
Fun game, describe your marriage during your quarantine together with a quote! Here’s ours, “neither can live while the other survives” - @jk_rowling #thankgodwedontownatiger #onlyonecansurvive #TheLockdown #Coronavirustruth #loveandmarriage #AloneTogether #sendhelp
Why do some fruits have skins and some have peels? Guess what I did tonight for the first time in probably two years 🤤#howhighami #QuarantineAndChill #StayAtHome
I know I’m no longer too busy to “be my own boss” for only $39 by selling personalized shampoo subscriptions for that chick from high school I keep forgetting to unfriend on facebook, but I’m still not interested. Now is still not, “the perfect time.” #QuaratineLife
Really hoping more of my friends get on #tiktok as my follower list currently looks like the line up for buy one get one chilli dogs at a reasonably priced major league sporting event. #middleagedmen #tiktokproblems #QuarantineLife
I’ve started calling the basement downtown and the upstairs uptown. Makes me feel like I’m accomplishing a lot more every time I have to run uptown for a snack to bring over to my husband whose all the way downtown. #QuaratineLife #StayAtHome #lockdownUKnow
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