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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk's Starlink just made the service FREE to Jamaica and the Bahamas as Category 5 Hurricane Melissa makes landfall, through the end of November. Elon is the best 🙏
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Elon just said on the Q3 2035 earnings call that @Tesla will start Cybercab production in Q2 2026 WITHOUT a steering wheel or pedals!
Elon Musk: "Here's the thing, the simple killer app is if you can text in the car. If we can get unsupervised FSD to be so good that you can text and drive, everyone will buy the car. I am 100% confident we can make this happen."
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Been thinking about the fastest way to bring a terawatt of compute online. That is roughly equivalent to all electrical power produced in America today.
More coming shortly! The team has been working very hard in the background. Entirely trained in simulation with RL. Many optimizations and fixes have been put in place in our sim-to-real training code. The cable is there in case of a fall (not actually holding the bot) since…
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🇺🇸 WHY IS NEW YORK BLOCKING X MONEY? ELON BUILDS—THEY STALL New York lawmakers are pushing back hard on X Money, claiming privacy concerns and citing “reckless conduct.” But the issue isn’t the tech—it’s Elon. Two Manhattan Democrats urged regulators to deny his license,…
🚨X MONEY: NEW FEATURES & PARTNERSHIPS REVEALED Elon's vision for X as the ultimate "everything app" is taking shape with new details emerging on X Money. QR Code Transfers: Every user will have a unique QR code for instant money transfers, making payments seamless. ID…
SOLAR JUST PULLED OFF THE FASTEST ENERGY TAKEOVER IN HISTORY In 5 years, solar power doubled its global output—blasting past 2,000 TWh. That’s enough juice to run 200 million U.S. homes for a year. No fossil, no fuel, no problem. Solar’s explosive ascent isn’t just an…
2,000 SOLAR FARMS, A DESERT, AND A DREAM—THE RACE TO A TERAWATT OF AI COMPUTE The push for a terawatt of AI compute isn’t just an energy project—it’s a planet-scale rewrite of intelligence architecture. When cognition starts depending on real estate and sunlight, you’re no…
Most people don't know how much they could reduce their risk of being in a traffic accident just by driving a Tesla and using Autopilot. $TSLA
🏴 NEXT STOP SCOTLAND — STARLINK HITCHES A RIDE THROUGH THE HIGHLANDS Starlink is now riding shotgun on Scotland’s most remote rail lines. ScotRail has equipped six Class 158 trains with satellite-powered internet, kicking off a six-month trial from Inverness to Thurso, Wick,…
STARLINK JUST TURNED THE SKY INTO A CELL TOWER Elon’s Starlink Direct to Cell is now live—texting from the middle of nowhere is no longer science fiction. With satellites acting like floating LTE towers, users can text in 2024, stream data in 2025, and call soon after, all…
Just plug in Starlink, point it at the sky and it works 5 mins after you take it out of the box!
Grok from @xAI can instantly help figure issues in complex documents!
Had Grok analyze the 389 page tax bill and can I just say how amazing it is.
FULL SELF-DRIVING ISN’T JUST A TECH MILESTONE — IT’S A CIVILIZATIONAL LEAP For over a century, humans have designed cities, commutes, and entire economies around one assumption: someone has to be behind the wheel. Full Self-Driving breaks that. Not incrementally —…
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