Jeff 🦇🔊 (testnetjeff.eth)
@testnetjeff
Can't afford the audits to become mainnet Jeff.
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>wake up >drink coffee with butter >post some shit about the k shaped economy >20 minute sauna with blood boy >post some shit about how exhausting it is to always be skating to where the puck is going >listen to pitch from guy building sex robot that looks like the girl from…
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BREAKING: JPMorgan, $JPM, starts tokenized money market fund on Ethereum, and to seed fund on Ethereum with $100 million internal capital, per WSJ
True if big
This is the biggest news of the fucking year. I humbly present you 2 quotes that will radically define 2026 and bring trillions onchain, I promise nothing you read will define the next 3 years more. 1. “The No-Action Letter authorizes DTC to offer a tokenization service for…
Yeah
ethereum settled more in stablecoins than visa in payments last year. $27 TRILLION > $15.68 TRILLION. ethereum is winning.
3. is a nice touch
Today, I’m incredibly excited to make my first proposal to Uniswap governance on behalf of @Uniswap alongside @devinawalsh and @nkennethk This proposal turns on protocol fees and aligns incentives across the Uniswap ecosystem Uniswap has been my passion and singular focus for…
Probably nothing
Me and this guy had a total of over $600,250 in perps evaporated
Watching my gf get a side of guac at chipotle after my $600,000 perps position just evaporated
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In the last 4 years, $ETH supply has inflated by 3.89M ETH. In the last 2.5 months, the Strategic ETH Reserve has acquired 3.9M ETH. 4 years of issuance locked up in a little over 2 months. No one is bullish enough. $ETH
Eth bueno
ETHEREALIZE'S NEXT CHAPTER We were born as a marketing and BD arm for Ethereum. Today, we're excited to announce that we’re expanding our mission: Etherealize is building for the next era of finance—where Wall Street merges with Ethereum. (1/12)
PSA: the Holešky testnet will be shut down two weeks after Fusaka finalizes on it. See the full announcement below 👇
Eth good
I am 100% aligned with almost all of what Tom @fundstrat says here. Yes, Wall Street will stake because they currently pay for their infrastructure and Ethereum will replace much of the many siloed stacks they operate on (e.g. JPMorgam probably operates on several siloed stacks…
ETH Strategy today announces a collaboration with @Rocket_Pool as the latest staking provider in our treasury yield strategy. blog.ethstrat.xyz/rocket-pool-pa…
Eth investment thesis continues to play out. Just walking down to get them all.
We're excited to announce that Chainlink and the United States Department of Commerce (@CommerceGov) have worked together to bring U.S. government macroeconomic data onchain. blog.chain.link/united-states-… These new Chainlink Data Feeds securely deliver critical information around key…
probably nothing
Over the last 6 hours, he deposited another 2,520 BTC ($290M) to Hyperliquid and sold 1,500 BTC ($175M) to buy 36,829 ETH ($173M). hypurrscan.io/address/0x3e10… He also deposited 1,020 BTC ($118M) in a single transaction, marking the largest deposit ever made into Hyperliquid.…
Them: there's no reason to ever get a tattoo, nothing is worth permanently altering your body. Me:
Higher
In episode 25 of Launch Pad, I talk to Charles Allen, @Charles_BTCS, CEO of BTCS - an Ether treasury company. Charles talks about: - working in the early days of Bitcoin - pivoting to Ethereum - staking with @Rocket_Pool - what sets BTCS apart from DATs and much more! Check…
Rocketpool remains the best, most eth aligned liquid staking protocol.
Launching a high-touch security review for @Rocket_Pool. As a decentralised Ethereum staking protocol, Rocket Pool enables both liquid and node staking while strengthening Ethereum’s validator set. A pleasure collaborating to uphold the security standard operating at this…
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FIFY: Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev says tokenization on ETHEREUM is the "foundation" of the new financial system.
JUST IN: Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev says tokenization is the 'foundation' of the new financial system.
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