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#AfterlifeThoughts "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"


#horoscope Questionable day. Ask somebody something.


#uselessfacts Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.


#uselessfacts Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Mark Twain


#AfterlifeThoughts A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"


#AfterlifeThoughts Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish. -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"


#iwishicould Your domestic life may be harmonious.


#uselessfacts No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes


#AfterlifeThoughts Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"


#uselessfacts Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.


#AfterlifeThoughts Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.


#uselessfacts You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.


#AfterlifeThoughts For courage mounteth with occasion. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"


#CauseItWasCheap You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.


#AfterlifeThoughts Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.


#horoscope You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.


#AfterlifeThoughts You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.


#AfterlifeThoughts You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.


#itkillsme Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.


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