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Awesome feature of the B Line is that even if I'm paying no attention at all I know I'm almost home when my ears pop


Seattlites will say "look at our wonderful utopic transit-system-in-progress that will move us past car dependency" then show you the most highway-oriented thing you've ever seen


walkoff hbp pleaaaaase


not sure it's a good look to be going as andrew cuomo

is my halloween costume too modest this year guys be honest

necrofemmes's tweet image. is my halloween costume too modest this year guys be honest


Well they're not gonna dress up as alive Charlie Kirk. That would just be insensitive.

Wow. The left are dressing up as dead Charlie Kirk for Halloween. I can’t imagine being so… heartless? Evil? Psychopathic?

HazelAppleyard's tweet image. Wow. The left are dressing up as dead Charlie Kirk for Halloween. 

I can’t imagine being so… heartless? Evil? Psychopathic?


Google AI has just sent me an interesting notification

texffurmmer's tweet image. Google AI has just sent me an interesting notification

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If this was a real baseball town somebody would've had the radio broadcast playing for us on my bus home at 10pm last night. But the Dodgers, like the Yankees, are a fashion brand before they're a baseball team to most fans


Look it worked in the end but walking Mookie there was bananas work


It seems the next CicLAvia is now presented by Netflix. (For some reason this news has gotten more attention on the other blue app than on here.)

texffurmmer's tweet image. It seems the next CicLAvia is now presented by Netflix. (For some reason this news has gotten more attention on the other blue app than on here.)
texffurmmer's tweet image. It seems the next CicLAvia is now presented by Netflix. (For some reason this news has gotten more attention on the other blue app than on here.)

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No joke, Netflix is doing a brand takeover of CicLAvia and making the next one have a Stranger Things theme. 🥴 ciclavia.org/ciclavia_melro…


"Designated Hitter 0 for 3" oh so you just do nothing around here?


Capacity

texffurmmer's tweet image. Capacity

The big urban and environmental goals rn are 1) increasing family-friendly density, and 2) reducing car dependency and surface transportation The future of American urbanism is courtyard block neighborhoods connected by swift gondolas

UrbanCourtyard's tweet image. The big urban and environmental goals rn are 1) increasing family-friendly density, and 2) reducing car dependency and surface transportation 

The future of American urbanism is courtyard block neighborhoods connected by swift gondolas
UrbanCourtyard's tweet image. The big urban and environmental goals rn are 1) increasing family-friendly density, and 2) reducing car dependency and surface transportation 

The future of American urbanism is courtyard block neighborhoods connected by swift gondolas


In most cases, baseball fans love a visiting fan having a good time at their park. Exceptions just tend to be if you're a dick or there's too many of you Most love I ever got in the stands was wearing the only purple shirt in the whole house a Rockies @ Dodgers game

The tigers fans around him seemed pretty stoked for him which is pretty cool to see



J6ers are so embarrassing. Real patriots would have stormed the capitol on 9/11 to get the results overturned instead


Can we start using Community Notes to put the article titles back? That's important context


bracket pool with the family. i did not do well on wild card but there's hope yet

texffurmmer's tweet image. bracket pool with the family. i did not do well on wild card but there's hope yet

thought my surfliner didn't have a café car today and I wasn't gonna get my amcoffee but it actually does

texffurmmer's tweet image. thought my surfliner didn't have a café car today and I wasn't gonna get my amcoffee but it actually does

> pitcher for the bad guys is named Shitler they're not even being subtle anymore

texffurmmer's tweet image. > pitcher for the bad guys is named Shitler

they're not even being subtle anymore

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