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@theManCardRules

Be a man....

Asking for Help with anything = Man card revoked


Complaining about the weather = Man card revoked


Saying "Shooter is so mean" while watching Happy Gilmore = Man card revoked @ShooterMcGavin_


Smoking a fat lefty in Denver and NOT ordering a PaPa Johns from @FauxPManning = Man card revoked


Being a dead beat dad= Man card revoked and ball cut off to prevent any future miscommunication.


Waxing.....of any kind = Man card revoked


Combing over your hair to hide the bald spot = Man card revoked


Having your woman pay for your dinner out= Man card revoked followed by a public flogging


Watching NCAA football for pageantry of the cheerleaders and marching band = Man card revoked


Going to the bathroom to fart = Man card revoked


Playing Candy Crush = Man card revoked


Holding your wife's purse by the strap in public and head held high = Man card revoked


Never watched "Showgirls" = Man card revoked


Going out to watch sports with the men and having a VEX = Man card revoked


Saying MMA is barbaric = Man card revoked


Watching any sort of female day time talk show = Man card revoked


Crying before and after the stop club = Man card revoked


Using the word Fierce in any form of conversation = Man card revoked


Leaving a $5 tip on a $150 steak dinner bill= Man card revoked


Driving a Prius = Man card revoked


United States Tren

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