TheOfficialDaniel
@the_danieltron
Just your neighborhood subway guy
Things I'm afraid of: Failure Success My fathers disapproval Women who wear leapard under garmets Shock tornadoes ... Over sharing 😳
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. Ill show her.
I thought hurricane season was over. We're going to need a bigger boat. I didn't tell you to sell drugs hoes did that. Morton salt all over
Teacher : Why do we do what we do class ? Thug Student : shit Idk.... Teacher : correct!! No one knows #dreamclass
The best things in life comes by not playing it safe, except condoms. Always use condoms
Awwww im tellin you that baby can be a star on a show called "Babies i DON'T care about."
Math Professor(not sure his name) : sometimes they're huge...just focus, and perform Me: Giggles* #thatswhatshesaid
Lately Drake songs sound like he got his song ideas from hallmark cards #olsensitiveass #teambieber #jkdrakesprettycool #eversincedegrassi
Are you scared of heights because you're short ? Or are you short because you're scared of heights ?
If my math professor walked into an antique shop they would try to keep him
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