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Goutam Kumawat 🇮🇳

@the_programemer

Girls with no bestfriend and boyfriend , what are you doing RN??


Me:- mummy laao me aapki kaam me thodi help krdu Mummy:-kya hua instagram down ho gya na..bhgwaan kre kuch din chalu hi na ho.. #instagramdown #facebookdown


i don't know who needs to hear this but yaar tum na bde chutiyee insaan ho😐😐


When you asked 'Naraj ho?" And she replies with " mein kyu naraj houngi". She's actually naraj dude. @DivyaBothra10 ...😄


Why do i feel everyone is ignoring me?


Someone:- yr tu har time khate kyu rhta hai? Me:- Dil hai ki maanta nhi😄


The 'K' in my besitee name stands for "Kaand" , jo wo aaye din krti rhti hai.😄


The 'A' in my bestie name stands for "Aalas" , jo usko khana khane me bhuut jyada aata hai.


The 'D' in my bestiee name stands for "Dimag" , jo usme bilkul nhi hai😄


I Glow Different When i eat aaloo ka parantha.😍


Someone:- yr tum bhut hi wahiyaad or gnde insaan ho.. Me:- haa mAlum hai chl apne baap ko mt sikha 😏


Kaash aisa hota... Jindagi ke saare rang haseen hote, Hum tumhari yaad me yun roye na hote🙂


Jab me koi galti kru Meri bestiee:- haa tu kr , aur kr, mujhe frk nhi pdta jo krna hai kr , call mt krna ab se merko. ...☹️😄


Dar... Bahut bada Dar... Chai peene ke baad paani peene se daant toot jaayenge😄


I may look normal but deep down "mainu bhar jaake biryani khani hai".♥️🥺


Mujhe agr ek din Phone na mile to chlega , pr agr chaai nhi mili to Mainu maut aa jaani hai.😄♥️


Yha apno tk ne baat krna chod diya, tum to fir bhi internet wale dost ho.😑


Rashi jyada hot hai ya Gopi?🤔🤔


She:- Tell me something i don't know. Me:-

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In the world full of 'fake love' be someone's 'jigar ka tukda'.❤


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