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ScottyBeamTheBag 🛸💫

@thealienplug

is there a song you know word for word, but never listen to once all the way through?


everything eventually comes to light


2007-2013-ish was the greatest time to be alive


He didn’t even make it a full prem season

thealienplug's tweet image. He didn’t even make it a full prem season

He has a way with words 😂

🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "Man United, Liverpool, Chelsea have good academies. England have many young, talented footballers. They don’t improve by facing against players at the same age in stadiums with 10 people in attendance. They improve by playing in 40k stadiums against guys that…

FootballTalkHQ's tweet image. 🗣️ Pep Guardiola: "Man United, Liverpool, Chelsea have good academies. England have many young, talented footballers. They don’t improve by facing against players at the same age in stadiums with 10 people in attendance. 

They improve by playing in 40k stadiums against guys that…


Wirtz joined the mission

Szoboszlai is on a mission to get Slot out



Szoboszlai is on a mission to get Slot out


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ICE kidnapped a 17 year old MINOR from his job at Target and when they realized he was a citizen they dumped him at a Walmart.



The script has been written. Only explanation


This seems like an opportunity to me

🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.


Clavicular having ED explains a lot


CHIP - BEEHAVE (VISUALISER) youtu.be/m589Xz-qEVg OUT NOW ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL 3 FOR 3 @ SPEED. WOOSH. #GM #GSS 💫🌍🐾



This is what woman mean when they say men’s friendships are superficial. Cause how can a man that gets bitches be friends with someone who doesn’t? That’s not a friendship, that’s an unpaid internship.

Lol, Male friendships are crazy. A chronic smoker would be best friends with a guy who has never touched a blunt before A chronic womanizer can be best friend with a nigga who don't gaf about women.



I wanna see a documentary on all the failed OF girls from the pandemic. Where are they now, type shit?


Dame’s whole life:

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Dame Dash reacts to Charlamagne’s $200 million deal with iHeartMedia & claims, as part of a humiliation ritual, corporate awards people with deals who beef with him, using 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Cam’ron & NORE as examples. (🎥 AFRO TV/POV Show/YouTube)



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