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Which for context, I think the most I’ve listened to a specific artist was around 353 hours. That was when I was like actually depressed and needed music to sleep. Now I have a cute dog and handsome husband to help me sleep at night.

#SpotifyWrapped season is here, which means I break down my most listened to artist @NoahKahan. Assuming each song is 3 minutes long, my listening to Noah for approximately 1.05 days would have made him one dollar and fifty-two cents

theamarieb's tweet image. #SpotifyWrapped season is here, which means I break down my most listened to artist @NoahKahan. Assuming each song is 3 minutes long, my listening to Noah for approximately 1.05 days would have made him one dollar and fifty-two cents


#SpotifyWrapped season is here, which means I break down my most listened to artist @NoahKahan. Assuming each song is 3 minutes long, my listening to Noah for approximately 1.05 days would have made him one dollar and fifty-two cents

theamarieb's tweet image. #SpotifyWrapped season is here, which means I break down my most listened to artist @NoahKahan. Assuming each song is 3 minutes long, my listening to Noah for approximately 1.05 days would have made him one dollar and fifty-two cents

This is the saddest quesadilla I’ve ever had. I guess the spirit is not with the @tacobell gods today

theamarieb's tweet image. This is the saddest quesadilla I’ve ever had. I guess the spirit is not with the @tacobell gods today

So I’m a bartender in Kansas City. Our superbowl parade is tomorrow and I guess I have to leave the house at like 6am to travel 3 miles and get to work by 9


My boyfriend and I are officially moving into a house together today. It’s gonna be a chaotic weekend but I’m so excited.


My cat died this last Friday and I’m crazy emotional and absolutely don’t want to head into work today. I took off three days and yesterday was hard as fuck.


I’m at my first full wedding since stopping contact with my father. Just realized I’ll never have a father-daughter dance. NGL pretty sad


Well, ya girls gotta learn how to regulate emotions and not act out of anger or frustration. Who would have thought my parents didn’t teach me to do that as a child????


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I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face

MelDubs's tweet image. I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face

I tipped my favorite bartender fat on one drink, but he charged my card even though I payed cash. And for a 2000% tip. So there goes that good karma


#buglefingers is a scam my dude. Only three bugles fit on my fingers 😭😭


How do people find pet sitters??! I dont want to leave my baby, but I have two vacations coming up. This is mega stressful.


Talking deviled eggs at the bar 😉


Boytoy wished me a shift where everyone was on the same check and tipped 30% cash. He is a keeper


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hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired


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emos be like "im fine" but then 26 Paramore 0:20━❍──────3:41 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100%


I’m not good at being sweet but the guy I’m talking to deserves it. I said something super adorable and followed it up with “I just vomited in my mouth. That was too sweet”


I wish KC had good bbq. I’m craving it so hard


My goal for 2022 is to actually make a wordrobe I’m happy about and fits my actual aesthetic


I want to talk about the roasted toasted but honestly it hurts. I can’t imagine what Roasteds mom is going through


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