yell “NURSE!” for me
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"THEY CAN'T MANDATE NURSES BE VACCINATED" .....homie I know I was not the only one to have to bring vaccine records of every shot I've received since I was born AND have titers drawn to work here. "BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN IT" what was in your MMR/hep B/TDAP?
My wife deleted social media off her phone recently. Today I caught her scrolling through her venmo feed like an alcoholic drinking listerine.
With all the other things that we can’t have because of injury and fall risks these days it’s still insane to me that so many patients have SCDs attached
Anyway I’m rewatching #TheBoys and I just feel like if Translucent had a stronger pelvic floor he would have been able to just push that ass bomb right out no problems
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
Okay but maybe I can take a little nap on the couch for still too high bedtime tonight???
So I was *legally* high last night still when I went to bed and I closed my cat out of my room and at like 2am he decided he was going to open the door himself and I guess he knows to target the handle?? so it sounded crazy scary and yeah, anyway I’m never going to bed high again
I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot
So I was *legally* high last night still when I went to bed and I closed my cat out of my room and at like 2am he decided he was going to open the door himself and I guess he knows to target the handle?? so it sounded crazy scary and yeah, anyway I’m never going to bed high again
When your card declines in therapy and they bring out that one psychiatrist you dated that convinced you that your medicine was why you couldn’t cum so you should stop taking it but actually they were just very bad in bed
I hate working next to a military base and having these active duty dude bros come in with their baby mamas with a pregnancy complication or in labor calling them dramatic 🙃 sir she’s 25x as likely to die r/t pregnancy than you are to in the military, stfu and salute your wife😤
legally girls shouldnt have to get out of bed if theyre cozy
If y’all left nursing today, what would your career path be?
My 10 yr old autistic son’s homework is always about life skills. I thought everyone here on #ActuallyAutistic Twitter would appreciate his answer. 😂
I had a preterm labor patient today who’s photographer husband was documenting her birth. I also had a patient ratio that allowed me to thread my patient’s eyebrows and braid her hair because I could be at the bedside through her whole labor. I liked being a nurse today.
You can make any day an adventure if you fill your cirkul with tequila
Please, I’m begging, at least let me put the grippy socks on your feet before you go walk in the hall, stop trusting these floors 🤢
Someone do a shoot with me and bring my Eva y Lilith irl dreams to life plz
Tonight I went to my son’s open house. The cafeteria went over lunch/breakfast costs. For 1 child to eat breakfast & lunch daily= $140/mo. I saw the look of panic in many parents eyes who didn’t realize the free lunch program had ended. Universal free meals @ school must happen.
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