Austin Jones
@thebigmanjones
You always have to be thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter building stairs
This is Kandace. She’s kind, loves to lord, the movie Scooby Doo 2, enjoys reading, hates loud chewing, always down to pet a dog I met Kandace on 9/14/19. Asked her to be the GF on 10/26/19 Very excited to finish out 2019 with her. Cant wait for 2020 #Kandaceiscuteawarenessmonth
He’s an Aquarius ♒️ and I’m a Cancer ♋️ been best buds since 10+ years ago.
Some of you were braised in a mouse with a graphite counterfeit in your cooked ham, and it snows
Do you like wings, beer and local music acts as much as I do? Well turns out, me and the boys are playing a show at Wings Etc. in Jasper, IN on January 4th from 8 PM to Midnight. Come listen to some great music as well as eating some great food with great friends.
Me: “It’s 10:00 so I have 20 minutes before I need to start getting ready for class, that means I can finish this Netflix episode that has 18 minutes left.” *finishes episode* *10:32*
My co-worker is sitting beside me and he just sent me a meme that I didn’t find very funny. So I immediately looked up a funnier meme to laugh harder and make him feel better.
Facebook memories will always be there to humble me. Because on this day eight years ago I was going to open my own restaurant that served “lazania” and I was going to name it Papa Jones
When you are peeing in the pool and you have to pretend that you aren’t peeing in the pool
KΔΡ is raising funds for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. If you’d like to support Venmo “Patrick-Andriesen” your donation. Message should say "AFSP". Thank you 😁
It looks like everyone decided to dress up as a stressed out, in-debt college student this year
Read my bio
“I’m trying to do something nice for you and you keep complaining. I swear I didn’t even touch the chicken” #stopandlisten2017
You hear the weirdest things when you don’t wear your headphones on campus
All midterms are due next week and I just found a 3 and a half hour George Harrison documentary on Netflix. What’s more important...
My Prof was talking about The Beatles today and referred to them as John Lennon and Paul "McCarthy"... McCarthy...
YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.
HAHAHA OMD I PHOTOSHOPPED PLOP & DWIGHT JR ONTO JIM & DWIGHT. I'M SORRY #TheOffice #help @johnkrasinski @rainnwilson
I'm 21 and I still fall asleep during car rides. It's better when it's not 8AM and I'm not driving
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