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Just pinning this because 1) James is a treasure and 2) transphobes can go [redacted] into a [redacted]

james acaster calling out transphobic comedians for two minutes straight



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You know the economy is strong when the grocery store rolls out their big festive holiday season ramen noodle display

hello__caitlin's tweet image. You know the economy is strong when the grocery store rolls out their big festive  holiday season ramen noodle display

One year, when my youngest was a toddler, my top song was "Sabre Dance" by Khachaturian because she wanted to play "circus flips" with her plushies and we needed music, obviously

Spotify Wrapped: you have the musical taste of a 74yo and your top song was 🎶country rooooads take me hoooooo-🎶 3yo: oh, dat's my favorite song Me: I know



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im so happy jacob tierny got to do heated rivalry bc you could tell he wanted those two lil hockey boys in letterkenny to kiss


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this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.


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just felt an arrow through my chest

mooncatvivi's tweet image. just felt an arrow through my chest

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I painted some Prehistoric Sesame Street

Travispaints's tweet image. I painted some Prehistoric Sesame Street

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Having read the essay excerpt that Turning Point USA Oklahoma University posted to garner sympathy, I have never been more negatively polarized in my life and believe we should give this professor a nuke.

Statement from the University of Oklahoma:

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sometimes u have to

claricetudor_'s tweet image. sometimes u have to
claricetudor_'s tweet image. sometimes u have to

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if you feed me rice and it tastes like apple blossom dawn dish soap, i’m gonna kill you

I wish I had known about this earlier



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I’m the guy who controls the great lakes wave machine and I’m in the control room just spinning dials and pushing buttons absolutely with no clue what I’m doing

My home state of Michigan is experiencing record breaking waves in every single lake at the same time. I'm sure that is totally normal for an inland lake to have 39 foot waves when the average wave height us 1 to 3 feet.

edawson78's tweet image. My home state of Michigan is experiencing record breaking waves in every single lake at the same time. I'm sure that is totally normal for an inland lake to have 39 foot waves when the average wave height us 1 to 3 feet.


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the other moms the instant she leaves

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For Black Friday I’ve brought back my free purse promo!!

maobabie's tweet image. For Black Friday I’ve brought back my free purse promo!!

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🎶I know Victoria's secret And girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio 🎵

MariaBruno01's tweet image. 🎶I know Victoria's secret
And girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio 🎵

an excellent analysis of the "Epstein class"--but still does not quite explain what catapulted J. Epstein to this level of power, prestige, wealth & influence. it's a sort of "young man from the provinces"/Jay Gatsby story without specific details: how did Epstein acquire so much…



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Janelle James talks about the difficulty the Abbott Elementary team had finding dark-skinned Black child actors in LA


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I don't know if a gym is really the place for a fun house mirror

stupidtrashboy's tweet image. I don't know if a gym is really the place for a fun house mirror

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