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Sarmad Khalid

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Because of him and his buddies.

BREAKING: Bill Gates warns there is a five-year deadline before the world enters a new dark age.



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i literally can't wait until it all works out.


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its wild how being "full time crypto" often means just sitting there doing mostly nothing for 6 months at times with not much to do


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i don’t know but something in me died this year.


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"Dad why don't you liquidate my college fund and buy the dip" (I already did)


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I can’t wait to have a girlfriend that doesn’t beat me with hammers


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Who made this? 🤣

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Learning to trade is funny because you can be down horrendously for years, feeling like you are making zero progress Until one day it just clicks And you realise the years of heartbreak were worth it Because everything finally makes sense And no time was wasted


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Filming poverty porn in the middle of a disaster, by now, they have normalised it, right down to the customised flood-relief PR boxes plastered with the installed infantile narcissist’s face, shoved down flood victims’ throats.


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Still owning gold in 2025? That’s like insisting your flip phone is better than a smartphone. DELUSIONAL.


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i don’t think it’s a coincidence that one of the most outspoken comedians on snl is getting sacked after saying “Free Palestine” in his skit

BREAKING NEWS: Emil Wakim is departing the #SNL cast after 1 season on the show

thesnlnetwork's tweet image. BREAKING NEWS: Emil Wakim is departing the #SNL cast after 1 season on the show


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This camera should be exhibited one day in the Genocide Memorial built in memory of the innumerable victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza. Shame on all journalists not raising their voice against the massacre of their brave Palestinian colleagues while documenting the genocide.

The Weapon Israel Fears the Most

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This Independence Day I dedicate my voice to all those Pakistanis abducted by the MI and ISI, to all those killed in fake encounters by the police, and to all those who, due to the pettiness of some and the cowardice of others, were subjected to military courts. 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰


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I’ve read the room and decided to be illiterate


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Unique memorial


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Anxiety and an overactive imagination is such a terrible combo fr.

"no news is good news" not if you have anxiety and an imagination



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i feel like i’m waiting for something that isn’t gonna happen.


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2025 is already too messy for me

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