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Here it comes y'all....

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Later today at 6PM ET, it’s the Raw Dog Comedy Album Release of @thechrisarmy’s Live or Let Dye

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I’m sorry it’s true. Greatest hits volume 5. Catch me next week, Aug 7-9 at @onenightstanscc in Waterford, Michigan. TheChrisArmy.com for tix. #comedy #coldplay #funny #jokes

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I’m sorry. It’s true. Greatest hits vol 3. Hey KC, catch me doing stand-up at @TheComedyClubKC May 23-25. All dates and tix at TheChrisArmy.com

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why is Kisten Stewart looking over "The Pope's" Shoulder?

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Tell AI to make you the pope and post it. Every lib will suddenly become pro catholic. Trust me.

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but what if you can't draw

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But did she check under the bed? 👀

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My first apartment in LA

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Maybe he really likes playing Shirts and Skins?

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Lebron just does whatever he wants

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Season one of America's Got Tariffs is heating up!

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RIP Val Kilmer. You looked more like Jim Morrison than he did.

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Maybe Morgan Wallen walked off SNL cuz he needed to shout the N Word off camera?

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How would you ever be concerned over declining birth rates when you give every woman you've ever met a baby?

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