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Pete The Brogrammer

@thecodeninjaeu

Software engineer @roqqupay • Aspiring farmer • Building the design tool you can see in my cover photo https://hanzo-app.vercel.app

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When I’m writing code and I want to delete 1 character Common sense: move the cursor to the character and delete it Me: deletes every single character until I reach it, then types them again


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How many holes does a straw have?


When coding in JS I wanna say f**k this but I’m never sure what this is referring to


Doing abdominal workouts and still eating like a rabid beast - that’s me. That’s why I have abs on top of pot belly


Sometimes the best way to resolve conflict is to escalate it. When the aggressor realizes that shit is about to go down for real, they will back down


The cold water doesn’t not get warmer if you wait before bathing with it. #procrastination


If my account balance was my battery percentage, I’m in power saving mode


I’m legit convinced that my girl takes her bath with enough water to start a lake


only real bros can differentiate between a fine girl and a fine pic


“Men are allowed to cry” Allowed by who? We don’t want to cry, so who allowed us?


Every developer needs to hear this. That code you are commenting out, you will never need it in the future. Just delete it


Everyone is talking about Man City doing it 4 times in a row but what if they still win it next season ?


I joke a lot because I don’t want people to think I’m smart because smart people are not cool


Pete The Brogrammer reposted

Looking for my software engineering people! | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | Let's #Connect ! | |__________| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_ Lets connect and grow together 💪


Some people are too scared to bring their personality online because they are scared they will screw it up, make a mess of their presentation and their personality will be judged. I am some people


All the times I’ve asked “if there’s a God, why is the world so evil?” I’ve never gotten an answer that satisfies me. All I’ve gotten are answers that pacify me. I’m not an atheist. I’m just wondering


I feel weird about whipping out my pc in the hair salon to work but here I am


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