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Oh Tyler. Rescue Me.

@thematrixninja

Oh, Tyler. Rescue Me.

Religion is not a cancer. It's more like AIDS. Cancer is not contageous.


You should fucking bow to all the businesses that make your world the way it is today.


People are obsessed with drugs. They even fall in love for the sake of getting high on hormones.


Beggars should get iZettle. "Donate 5 bucks? Yes?"..


Most people don't mess with their own brains. They leave this task to the polititians.


Job - ето там, где тебя ебут. ;-)


We're in sales muthafuckers! It means our job is to make the customers feel lije rock stars!


Buy your money where you can get more money for less product. ;)


Most muslims live in constant death. No wonder they become vengeful.


While the devil tempts you, the god makes you his slave, by ordering you to do as he says.


I'm a person that is impossible to love. So don't try. :p


In religion, look at what the people pray to their god for, then become in a position to give it to them. They will worship u as their god.


Don't ever, under any circumstances, attempt to fall in love with me.

thematrixninja's tweet image. Don't ever, under any circumstances, attempt to fall in love with me.

The purpose of business is to gather a following of customers who know and trust you, like doing business with you and come back for more.


Pretty cool when you're with a girl and you finger her and a ball of cum comes out of her from the day before. Sexy. :p


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