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Osh Kosh B'gosh Announces Line of Children's Kevlar Clothing Aimed at Wal-Mart Shoppers thenuclearunit.com/2019/08/03/osh…

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U.S. Genies Enraged Over Gratuitous Use of Blue Face in Disney’s Aladdin thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/29/us-…

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Great Grandson of Fucking Immigrants Demands Something Be Done About Current Fucking Immigrants thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/22/gra…

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CVS Down To One Cashier For Every Three Locations thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/20/cvs…

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Why even bother trying to get to know my victims? People do it with sex. We should do it with murder. It's the same level of intimacy, being inside them... [FICTION] thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/19/the…

thenuclearunit's tweet image. Why even bother trying to get to know my victims? People do it with sex. We should do it with murder. It's the same level of intimacy, being inside them... [FICTION] thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/19/the…

"We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get now. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?" --My Wish For America by a Conservative Dad -- thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/17/my-…

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--My Wish For America by a Conservative Dad -- thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/17/my-…

"As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien - a sapien who identifies as a female and responds to the pronoun "she"-- My Wish For America by Liberal Dad thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/16/my-…

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My Wish For America by Liberal Dad thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/16/my-…

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Speech Impediment Not Impeding Child's F-Bombs thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/14/spe…

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Conspiracy Theorist Dad Vindicated After Billionaire Caught in Sex Slave Ring thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/13/con…

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NUMBER 2: Shake Weights cost $30. Babies are free! thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/08/9-w…

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"First off, you're not even holding the soap. You're holding Mom's hips. If you want Mom to have a clean back, you need to actually touch her back." thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/07/tha…

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"We love the murmurs of little children. That's why we're testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur." thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/06/app…

thenuclearunit's tweet image. "We love the murmurs of little children. That's why we're testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur." thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/06/app…

"Every time Dianne takes the wheel it's a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I'm the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot." thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/06/cou…

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"Are We Really Still Arguing Over Abortion?" - By 8 Year Old Jazzlyn Garcia thenuclearunit.com/2019/07/02/are…

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I'd vote for ANY of these people over Baron Trump


Great. Now the rent's gonna go up in LA's tent city. Thanks, Tim Ryan.


DeBlasio might not come back after this break.


THIS JUST IN: Your Family Perfect for Reality Show!! thenuclearunit.com/2019/06/26/thi…

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