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it’s been two years since i went to italy and i’m still telling stories about the crazy STD girl i had to share a room with
“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that
Dolly Parton could play the Joker but Joaquin Phoenix couldn’t play Hannah Montana’s aunt
We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.
None of these 195 countries — the U.S. included — is fully prepared for a pandemic, report says wapo.st/361AXE3
When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life
If you're in trouble dial 999. If you cannot speak, dial 55. We hear you. You are not alone.
some of y’all mad about this and don’t even have a car 😪
According to @goodyear tires, a MAGA shirt is a zero tolerance hate symbol. But Black Lives Matter is allowed.
John Kasich: two roads diverged in a wood, and I closed all the abortion clinics on both of them.
Night three will be two hours of that cop crying about her mcmuffin
According to @goodyear tires, a MAGA shirt is a zero tolerance hate symbol. But Black Lives Matter is allowed.
you can’t make this shit up
success should be solely defined by how many billboards have your face on them
thank goodness bowling balls have these three little pockets for soup
my feelings aren’t “valid” they’re stupid
I support @Sen_JoeManchin's bill. Let's vote on it now, @SenateMajLdr McConnell. #SaveThePostOffice
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