therealcookie1's profile picture. Always says it how it is...not one to go round the houses! Zero patience and hate ditherers. West Ham Utd ⚒ Rid the world of #MND

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Always says it how it is...not one to go round the houses! Zero patience and hate ditherers. West Ham Utd ⚒ Rid the world of #MND

Two years since last tweet. Time to break the silence. This bloke is a fucking tool. Couldn’t run a bath. The Tories may have lost their way but fuck me this lot are a laughing stock. @10DowningStreet get a grip

therealcookie1's tweet image. Two years since last tweet. Time to break the silence. This bloke is a fucking tool. Couldn’t run a bath.

The Tories may have lost their way but fuck me this lot are a laughing stock.

@10DowningStreet get a grip

Not good enough

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This is a joke. Stranded between Upminster and Barking. Will miss a very important appointment. No updates. Get us to the nearest station asap please

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Disappointed by their recent draw to West Ham... Spurs decided they needed an even bigger cock for their stadium roof #COYI

therealcookie1's tweet image. Disappointed by their recent draw to West Ham... Spurs decided they needed an even bigger cock for their stadium roof #COYI

I haven’t tweeted for ages but this is fucking worth it! #COYI

therealcookie1's tweet image. I haven’t tweeted for ages but this is fucking worth it! #COYI

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Britain, you know what to do.

SalomonSoup's tweet image. Britain, you know what to do.
SalomonSoup's tweet image. Britain, you know what to do.

Yet another extremely valid reason to keep these inept idiots out of No.10...Simply baffling

Labour’s tax proposal would slash the inheritance tax threshold from £475,000 to £125,000 meaning families would be hammered, for passing their property to their loved ones. The cost of Corbyn will hit you & your family in the pocket. #CostOfCorbyn independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…



I know we are in the world of diversity, but have found myself watching #CelebrityMasterChef and can’t help but wonder about Kelly Maloney....not sure the McEnroe headband is pulling off the look 🤷‍♂️


Only #50?! @stevos50th Come on @WestHamUtd surely you can wish our West Ham mad mate a happy birthday?!

Labour’s tax proposal would slash the inheritance tax threshold from £475,000 to £125,000 meaning families would be hammered, for passing their property to their loved ones. The cost of Corbyn will hit you & your family in the pocket. #CostOfCorbyn independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…



Unless I am very much mistaken, the Yids have won as much as us again this season.......⚒COYI


See....!!!

therealcookie1's tweet image. See....!!!

Might chuck my hat in the ring for PM @10DowningStreet. Fairly confident I couldn’t do a worse fucking job



You simply can’t take a man seriously with a haircut as bad as this

David Mellor calls for second referendum on Brexit as "the circumstances have changed" #Sunrise po.st/Ns7asW



You’ve got some front

Strong and brave speech by a Prime Minister driven by duty and service… she should be thanked for her tireless efforts on behalf of the country. Full statement below.

David_Cameron's tweet image. Strong and brave speech by a Prime Minister driven by duty and service… she should be thanked for her tireless efforts on behalf of the country. Full statement below.


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