Austin Darrow
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Official Twitter of Austin Darrow. Assistant Coach at RCSJ Gloucester. 2023, 2024, 2025 National Champions.
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My summer in the Northwoods with the greatest team to ever assemble since the Avengers... The Fond du Lac Dock Spiders. Ladies and Gentleman here are just some of my best calls from the summer.
College Basketball: Play 1 min. in a blowout and your redshirt is gone College Baseball: Take 1 AB in a blowout midweek and your redshirt is gone College Football: Play 8 games. Sit the last 4. Play in the playoffs. And you still have redshirt eligibility What. Are. We. Doing.
The FBS head coaches voted unanimously to expand the eligibility for redshirt years from four games to nine. This is just a recommendation that will be put forth to the Division I committees.
Do you keep a potential gold glove 2B who will contribute at the bottom of the order. Or keep a average 3B who will be the best 6-9 hitter in the MLB?
If the Phillies sign Bo Bichette, they will need to decide which homegrown infielder they part ways with. So it is not about whether he is a fit, but whether the Phillies believe the disruption would be worth the upgrade. metrophiladelphia.com/stories/philli… @PhiladelphiaSN | @MetroPhilly
October 12, 2025: After time to collect myself from a brutal week of sports fandom, I’m ready to address the nation. Running it back doesn’t do anyone justice. I don’t believe firing Topper is the answer either. What I do know is they can’t hurt me anymore. See you in April
October 1, 2025: Welcome back Red October. A time we cannot take for granted. I wish all who celebrate a positive experience and enough alcohol to get us through each game
October 1, 2025: Welcome back Red October. A time we cannot take for granted. I wish all who celebrate a positive experience and enough alcohol to get us through each game
August 20, 2025: The Phillies just scored 1,000 runs while striking out 2,000 batters in a 3 game series. Trea Turner is on X Games Mode. The Phillies are quite possibly the greatest team in MLB history. I’ve never said a bad word about them
Red October has arrived. And if you’re not deleting beers with me, I can only assume you’re deleting beers against me
All of Philadelphia hated this man for some reason
Carlos Esteves reaches 40 saves for the first time in his career and is the first pitcher to hit that mark this year!
We need to have an honest discussion about Orion Kerkering in 3 runs or less situations
“Duran blows a save against the Nationals. Did we really send JTs replacement and a potential key starter for next year. Did the Phillies make the right decision to trade for him? 215…”
If the Phillies got this division they might never lose a division again. And I could live the rest of my life in a less abysmal setting
August 20, 2025: The Phillies just scored 1,000 runs while striking out 2,000 batters in a 3 game series. Trea Turner is on X Games Mode. The Phillies are quite possibly the greatest team in MLB history. I’ve never said a bad word about them
July 31, 2025: Jhoan Duran: Elite. Then Dave spent the next 24 hours looking at the lineup and said “Harrison Bader is the missing piece.” Bullpen should be elite in October. This lineup? A disaster.
July 31, 2025: Jhoan Duran: Elite. Then Dave spent the next 24 hours looking at the lineup and said “Harrison Bader is the missing piece.” Bullpen should be elite in October. This lineup? A disaster.
June 5, 2025: Good Afternoon, I’d like to make the following statements that I hope turn out to be freezing cold takes… Bullpen. Shambles. Orion Kerkering. Not a guy Jesus Luzardo. Cooked Andrew Painter. Overhyped Schwarber. See Ya I look forward to 10 years of misery
The Phillies did not lose for 10 straight years because they traded their best prospects away. They couldn’t draft well nor sign big name guys. “Notable” players traded Michael Bourn Carlos Carrasco Unless Paul Skenes is in the farm. Every prospect is on the table
The MLB is the only sport that manages to get generational talent every decade with 0 personality I.e. Mike Trout, Paul Skenes
Phillies fans. Prospect hoarders. Bench warmer lovers. Where the hell is Kody Clemens supposed to play on this team?
Kody Clemens just pimped his 12th HR of the season. He would be tied with Nick Castellanos for 2nd on the Phillies in HR
I was 3 rows ahead of this guy. Ball just out of my reach. I’ve never hated a Phillies HR more than this one
The Phillies are the only team in MLB history to have the best rotation, mixed with the worst bullpen, mixed with being in constant panic mode every 5th day for a 5th starter
EA Sports could legitimately make more money then the national debt if they made the Holy Trinity. Football. Basketball. Baseball
Eagles last game: February 9, 2025 Phillies last game: June 16, 2025 WIP: Manages to complain for 4 hours about the Super Bowl winning QB. The Phillies got zero air time on WIP today
June 5, 2025: Good Afternoon, I’d like to make the following statements that I hope turn out to be freezing cold takes… Bullpen. Shambles. Orion Kerkering. Not a guy Jesus Luzardo. Cooked Andrew Painter. Overhyped Schwarber. See Ya I look forward to 10 years of misery
March 27, 2025: Its time for baseball, beers, and summer. Will the Phillies spiral out of control at some point? Yes. Will I say trade the whole team multiple times? Yes. Will I say “we suck” after losing our first game? Absolutely. Happy Opening Day my friends
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