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Los Angeles is a city where it's cheaper to study perfumery than improv.
Had an abstract dream that bodies are just Waldorf salads floating in space
Can we please retire the phrases "I'm in you" and "I'm inside you" when referring to cities?
Sad to wake up after a night of erotic dreams about Wendy's employees
The chef prepared me a large raw clam. And said I'm never going to eat oysters again. Because oysters are for people who can't handle clams.
In my ideal world, there'd be no such thing as "restroom keys" and every single production of a musical would release an official cast album
woke from a dream with an urgent need to research braille baseball cards
Working on gratitude today and the first thing that came to mind was, "I don't really have to worry about being killed by a large animal."
...imagining everyone aging as much as the president will in the next four years...
Hey @CalArtsREDCAT, do you have a volunteer program? Because I need to see as many performances of The Designated Mourner as possible :)
My heart rate picks up a little whenever I get a text message, even when it's one I just sent to myself. Sad?
I hate it when someone smiles at me and I miss my chance to smile back before they look away
Dreamt I woke up with a water bottle attached to my hand by a thick wart-like stem
Started watching Deadwood and loving it. Puts me on track to start Game of Thrones around 2023.
Dreamt that I slept with boiled seafood in my bed. It was kind of nice before the flies came.
Best thing I learned this week is that the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride will help you pass small kidney stones.
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