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Rochester, New York

@theroch

I'll give you frostbite and heatstroke in the same week.

How do you know the world is ending? I'm giving you nice weather.


Every time there's rain or snow, it's "@theroch this" "@theroch that". I give you a perfect day, and what do I get? NOTHING. Ingrates.


For my next act, a plague of worms all over your streets and sidewalks!


Rochester, New York reposted

I will read the following remarks from a prepared understatement: It is quite windy. #fb


Tornado watch in Chicago? Just wait till you see what I've got for you tomorrow.


Election day, bitches! Winner gets to fight me in a battle to the death in Highland Park!


I give you a two-week break and you already forget how to drive in snow? There's fish in the canal with better memory, and they're DEAD.


All you bitches who said "spring is here" on the equinox? *I* decide when spring starts. How about NEVER?


HA HA PSYCHE! GOT YOU GOOD, FUCKERS


Put all your winter clothes in a very inconvenient place! It's not going to get colder again!


Today is open tryouts for the fifth horseman of the apocalypse. How am I doing?


Sorry for the interruption. We now return you to your regular fuck you it's winter.


Winter's over, it'll only get warmer from here! Really, I swear! I wouldn't lie to you...


Err... umm... give it a minute... no, it's not you... I swear that has never happened before...


The question isn't whether the groundhog will be able to see his shadow, but whether he'll be able to get out of his hole.


DID YOU KNOW: Flagpoles taste like candy. Tonight is the perfect night to go out and sneak a taste.


.@ShawnyGriZZ Calling me bro-anything? That's a paddlin'. Actually, make that a week-of-snowin'.


In solidarity with my brothers in Australia, Imma flood you Rochester-style.


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