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The Shy Sloth

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It may take me 48-52 hours for sloths to have intercourse, but I'll be sliding in yo DMs faster than basic girls eat Chipotle


Cleaning your ears is the most satisfying feeling ever


This weather makes me want hot coco so bad. Even sloths love some hot coco in their life 😍


That awkward moment when I'm hungry literally all the time


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@theshysloth This is probably the most important follow I have ever received


I dream of a world where farting audibly in public places is socially acceptable


Sometimes I just wanna grab my fat rolls and watch a good movie ya know?


I wish I could just take a redneck around just to make me laugh all the time


If I had a penny for every calorie I've ate in my after class snacks, I could pay for my entire school tuition


Girls complain about their poop lives while I'm living the dream pooping every 10 days or so. #SlothProbs


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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his knife.


Aww I'm blushing!! 😍 I'm too shy and awk for this 🙈💜

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@TeesMeta: #tshirt #tee Sloth Playing the Ukulele T-Shirt / Hipster Kids American Apparel Grass Green Tee http://t.co/7ibpamHv42” I NEED IT

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Why can't afternoon naps be a social norm for all participants of life??


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