MJAK
@theunbasics
The Divine Secrets of the YOYO Sisterhood. You're only young once, y'all. We live inside of a group text when we're not together.
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K: Charm is seated on the throne of lies wearing a shiny distracting crown.
A: I don't care about volume... except for my hair. I wish my hair had a bushel or a peck.
A: I heard the can and thought it was a soda and wondered why you were drinking a soda and not a beer at 2pm on a Saturday.
K: I want to keep drinking, but I have to remind myself it's Wednesday...So I'm going to have cheesecake.
K: let me get my ding dong out. Wait. I mean my doorbell app. I don't have a ding dong.
J: One day I'll ask them [her kids] "oh I'm sorry, did YOU push yourself out of your own vagina???"
A: I mean I should just straight up ask him if he's a weak-ass bitch who ain't about shit.
A: He wasn't even fine... He just had a manbun and I was drunk.
M: I'm just gonna say if anyone pees the bed it's ok and I still love you. #adultsleepover
A: I'm so happy that we call regular cooking skills "kitchen tricks"
Everyday is like a battle to fight my laziness.
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