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MJAK

@theunbasics

The Divine Secrets of the YOYO Sisterhood. You're only young once, y'all. We live inside of a group text when we're not together.

M: I've always wanted to be that gorilla from Target.


A: I don't trust people who can bite into Popsicles.


K: Charm is seated on the throne of lies wearing a shiny distracting crown.


A: I don't care about volume... except for my hair. I wish my hair had a bushel or a peck.


A: I heard the can and thought it was a soda and wondered why you were drinking a soda and not a beer at 2pm on a Saturday.


K: I want to keep drinking, but I have to remind myself it's Wednesday...So I'm going to have cheesecake.


K: let me get my ding dong out. Wait. I mean my doorbell app. I don't have a ding dong.


K: she wants to hire you to bend over for her.


J: One day I'll ask them [her kids] "oh I'm sorry, did YOU push yourself out of your own vagina???"


A: I mean I should just straight up ask him if he's a weak-ass bitch who ain't about shit.


A: Such a powerful bark... For such a BITCH.


A: He wasn't even fine... He just had a manbun and I was drunk.


M: I'm just gonna say if anyone pees the bed it's ok and I still love you. #adultsleepover


Mom: It is TIIIIIIME to leave this Popsicle station.


A: Boyfriends are the WORST friends.


A: I'm so happy that we call regular cooking skills "kitchen tricks"


Happy Thursday!

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Everyday is like a battle to fight my laziness.


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