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Who else has been drinkin today?!? RT so i can see my other peeps! Or am i the only one who starts at 12 pm?
Almost at 100 followers. Seems like the eggs about to hatch
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I hate it when my underwear sticks to my balls. :/ Very uncomfortable.
So there I was, no shit, balls deep in my girl when.... Complete the sentence!
My roommate hates it when I give the toilet an upper-decker.......... Full of semen.
My wife hates it when I replaced all the family pictures with my ex girlfriend's photos. #Follow
My girlfriend hates when I wear her clothes, and sleep with other men.
My wife hates it when I steal her car and parks it at my ex-wife's house. #welcometotwitter
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