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Life lessons and one liners from movies i watch

Know what I find intolerable? Your gluten allergy.


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One of my favorite moments in the annual sports calendar. In the middle of a delirious celebration, everyone boos.


What do you do when you want the music inside you?


What do you do when you cant find cool patches for your denim jacket? I don't know. They never taught us that in school...


Men need to "get a haircut" women need to "reinvent themsellllllves"


Gets high. Celebrates by getting high.


And God said to Adam "the weed ain't gonna smoke itself"


Having a vagina is too much cleaning crevices, it's like owning a pug.


These guys used to be in Wax on Radio. Billy Jesus told me.


We opened a can of spaghettios on the concrete incase of the zombie apocalypse


"He has a girlfriend. That's not not me. I might ruin someone's thanksgiving."


We forgot to get another kielbasa


We found the vodka it was hiding in the orange juice


"Was that good?" "That was the real thing."


I'm an alcoholic I'm more than qualified to be a bartender


Living next door to a BBQ shack on the first floor #overrated


I feel terrible for homosexuals who can't enjoy chick fil a. #progaymarriage but also #prodeliciouschickensandwich


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