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me: maybe I do like men.. the only man: Mr. Darcy (pride and prejudice 2005)


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today, more than ever.

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Me if you care

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Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?



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I fucking love Stone Cold Steve Austin


emotionally, I am the Alien Anatomy toy-- laid dusty upon the antique store shelves

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y'all ever just: Pride & Prejudice is a 2005 romantic drama film directed by Joe Wright, in his feature directorial debut, and based on Jane Austen's 1813 novel of the same name. The film features five sisters from an English family of landed gentry as they deal with issues of m


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Our bodies have died many times. These aren't the cells you were born with. Not the teeth. Nor brain. We in the pilot's chairs are already ghosts. Here and not here. Built of memories the way a beach is built of sand. Shifting. Ships anchored to fog. To live is to haunt.


once every 6 weeks a spirit posses me and i HAVE to change my work computer theme and redecorate my entire office. no work done that day simply: arts and crafts


my therapist must know when I'm at rock bottom bc that bitch ALWAYS reschedules me. it's like she can sense it


no one talk to me HEB stopped selling soup dumplings


no one tell my mom I took all of her fuel points. in other news I got gas for $2.09🥴


bro HOW do people have kids? their net income is 0?? and they're always asking for shit. like,, who's carrying that bill? not me no sir


ah yes the time of the week where I get stoned and giggle at pride and prejudice (2005)


everyone in this house has been laid while bo burnham plays in the background


god, i wish that were me.

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what they don't tell you about low-income social work is that you'll absolutely find yourself cleaning human piss from an elevator at least once


anyway! my depression room and car are both clean, mental illness whom?


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