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At brunch to me: "Your love life makes 50 Shades of Grey sound like Jane Austin." Hashtag living
Tell me the writers of the last season of True Blood aren't the ones who wrote the first few seasons because ew.
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"Girl, we're in Orange County. I'm gonna need you to chill on the big arms a bit." Overheard (because it was said to me)
Not once in my entire life has a hot guy been next to me on a plane. Finally, it just happened. He doesn't speak English. #MockedByFate
. @j_michel just stated that Make A Wish has informed me that: "no, we can't make you skinny, do you want to go to Disneyland instead?"
My biggest accomplishment so far in 2014 is learning to roll just one eye at a time so I can still glare with the other. #PersonalGrowth
Fasting before blood work is a doctor's way of saying to drink as much wine and eat as much mac 'n cheese as you can before 9:30p, right?
Taking it as a given I'm losing 3-5 fingers to frostbite on this business trip, but it's worth it for the Dunkin' Donuts #rochester
Fantasy on bad date: go to restroom and pull trench coat, bob-cut blond wig and sunglasses out of bag. Put them on and walk out front door.
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Parents move, lend me a car, and then conveniently forget to mention that the GPS is kinda glitchy. #FoiledPlots #iPhoneSalvation
Mom: What're you looking so hard for? Me: Edamame Mom: Well, this is Walmart, so...well, you may want to prepare to settle for peas
I just want to know what fool told Santa that red is slimming!?
And #funemployment for the rest of 2013 begins....now! #byyyyyyeeeee
That moment you get a neck cramp from dramatically flailing bc someone on a conf. call won't shut up. #LawyerProblems #GayBoyProblems
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