Philomena
@thisisminehook
Student at Regent University. Brutally honest. Kinda funny.
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Me: I love your beautiful eyes, your strong jaw, your warm hugs. My BF: I love your round face, and your ears are deserving of an adjective. I love him 😍
First thought that comes to mind when I hear the word “cigarettes?” #Cancer What about you?
This is some kind of chaotic energy that I dont think college is preparing me to face properly
Helpful Metrics for Measuring Writing Progress: 1. Words written 2. Scenes finished 3. Empty bottles strewn around floor 4. Screams into the pitiless void unanswered 5. Dread pacts with the nine-eyed goat who speaks at midnight made 6. Pigeons eaten
"Chick fil a is more convenient, not because of speed of service, but because the food is already blessed."- My boyfriend at CFA
Roomate: I've been dreaming about the end of this day for the past 12 hours.
Roomate: I went a day without coffee once and it honestly felt like something was missing from my life.
Me: Hey do you have the mail key Roomate: ... Roomate: you dont mean gender do you
Our first service on Sunday went wonderfully! Join us next week. Lower UMC at 5PM! In the fellowship hall!
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