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Matt Watt

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Tall, Awkward, Clumsy...You know.

Unrelated to current news, but who are Trump’s auditors now?


Greg Kinnear and Tom Hanks are the same person, born ten years apart.


Ooh, there’s a senate recess from Jun 27 to Jul 8th. Perhaps they could take advantage of the weekend to get something started? Jot down some ideas, craft a bill that could have been written 50 years ago, the usual stuff. Maybe?


I understand we can pass laws at the federal level to ensure equal access to abortion, but must we amend the constitution to clarify that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” works both ways?


I really need an explanation of what “well regulated” means.


I dreamt I was getting a haircut. Glorious sleep followed.


I realize it’s been 30 years, but it’s remarkable to me that the fastest supercomputer in the world in 1993, when Jurassic Park came out, had a speed of 124.5 GFLOPS. A PS5 and a MacBook Pro today are just under 100x faster at about 10 TFLOPS.


I don’t get ultimate frisbee.


“What did you do to help with the pandemic?” These guys: razer.com/gear-accessori…


Seems like fast fashion’s concept is en vogue for the vaccine industry—new season, new variant, new vaccine. Eager to see if Uni Qlo can seize this moment to their advantage.


Gaming? Not sure about that.

thisisodd's tweet image. Gaming? Not sure about that.

Did Trump ever figure out “what [was] going on” which led to his attempt at a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States?” Seems like something he never wrapped up. washingtonpost.com/news/post-poli…

washingtonpost.com

Trump calls for ‘total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States’

"We have no choice. We have no choice,” Trump said Monday. "We have no choice.”


(Hudson river park) Kid: “I like boats!” Dad, nonplussed: “Yeah, I know, you like boats. Everybody likes boats. Let’s go.”


Happy to see the states and courts have stepped up to fill the chaotic void left after 45’s exit.


At the Frank Farley Travel Plaza in New Jersey, en route to Atlantic City. Lady at ATM asked for help removing her card from the machine because her nails were too long. #hero


One thing I will remember about this time is the waiting—to go into a shop, to get a Covid test, for vaccine development, to get vaccinated, to work, to travel. Scenes of people in line for food, to board a plane bound for home. Society’s (im)patience for all to see.


At this point, regardless of how plausible their respective original conspiracy theories were, I’m pretty sure Elvis, Jim Morrison, and JFK Jr are all dead.


Surprise kazoo detail.

thisisodd's tweet image. Surprise kazoo detail.

Today we can expect more of the post-mass shooting playbook from the party of law and order only slightly modified for impeachment, “Now is not the time for rash action, now is the time for healing, etc.” A versatile guide regardless of the crisis your party fomented!


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