Robot Butt
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Purveyors of fine comedy since 2014. Editors: @steve_dimatteo and @waltbraley Submissions: [email protected]
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In 2023 I became something of a minor celebrity at Reykjavik’s world-renowned Phallological Museum & now I’m looking forward to another new year with the necropants: robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… @thisisrobotbutt
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So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention | Robot Butt
Here's exactly what to do when you find yourself dealing with the classic blunder of having a supply chain that violates a global peace treaty.
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