Lmao I’ve never thought about snoop having a father in my life
The 5 stages of being a Fed critic on Twitter: 1) Denial (No they didn’t) 2) Anger (AYFKM?) 3) Depression (Our kids are screwed) 4) Bargaining (Do we need the Fed?) 5) Acceptance (Guess I’ll buy stocks)
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USSR: We will hide our failures at all costs US: As a free nation, we shall be public with all our space endeavors, except the secret stuff. SpaceX: WOO! HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE HOW AWESOMELY OUR HARDWARE JUST EXPLODED?!
“NFTs have a place. They will be big. We need serious IP reform on a global scale. NFTs are the answer.” - Thomas Hedgepath III CTO Symphony Blockchain, LLC #NFT #Blockchain #Crypto $BTC $ETH
A stimmy is when instead of having to work to earn dollars to convert to bitcoin the government just prints more dollars and hands them to you and then you convert them to bitcoin.
“This whole time I thought I was a pussy, turns out I’m just allergic to jalapeños” - @jmacNcheez
*laughs in Burry*
Several people got on to a scaffolding outside Senate, took it to second floor, which looked like the area where McConnell’s office is located, and started banging on windows
Here’s the scary moment when protesters initially got into the building from the first floor and made their way outside Senate chamber.
YOU own this shit, @realDonaldTrump. YOU own this, @tedcruz. YOU own this, @HawleyMO. Fuck you all.
You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.
Hey, @Simone_Biles... we saw your snapchat and we were just wondering... what goes in your favorite GG bowl? ps. ur our favorite too 😩😍
Perhaps a country in which over 170,000 people have died from a containable disease, 30 million are out of work, and American passports don't gain admittance to most of the world? Oh, wait.
RNC speaker Natalie Harp says that if Hillary Clinton had been elected president, we'd all be living in a dismal country "with no hope of escape except death itself."
wait i forgot, are we under disease curfew or racism curfew
I used one of those humane traps because I'm a humane guy. Did not turn out so well in the end...
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