thomasjprater's profile picture. field service technician for a natural gas compressor company. I’m happily divorced and you’d have to be very spectacular to change that. dm at your own risk

Gheezer

@thomasjprater

field service technician for a natural gas compressor company. I’m happily divorced and you’d have to be very spectacular to change that. dm at your own risk

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If you’re a pearl clutcher you probably shouldn’t follow me, I’m unapologetically male and happily divorced. I scroll your feed before I follow back. I’m not into pay for play sex, crypto, or online relationships. Chances are if you dm I’ll block you.


My daughter turned 18 yesterday 🥹 and is getting babtized today 🥰


I look fine but I would much rather be playing fetch with my dog 🐶


Is it wrong that I lured my daughter to the bar with food to be my dd?


Oh my daughter was crowned senior homecoming queen last night. It’s weird for me because I only went to high school for 2 years and definitely was not in the homecoming queen type crowd


The thing about men is….. No one cares


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Jimmy Kimmel averages 126,000 views per episode. Let’s see if this plate of bacon can get more views than Jimmy Kimmel. 🥓

Sassychickie's tweet image. Jimmy Kimmel averages  126,000 views per episode. Let’s see if this plate of bacon can get more views than Jimmy Kimmel. 🥓

Pup dump Milo

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thomasjprater's tweet image. Pup dump Milo
thomasjprater's tweet image. Pup dump Milo
thomasjprater's tweet image. Pup dump Milo

One thing I have noticed since going into the oil/gas industry is that 90% of the manufacturers have top notch tech support


I’m a nobody on this godforsaken site but for the love of God the republicans have to show up for the midterms this includes og republicans not just the new recruits


Everything bad that has happened to me is my own fault. No on ever forced me to make a bad decision


Annnd I’ve had too much beer


My retirement plan is to go to work at O’Reillys and use my 5 decades of being a mechanic to be the ol crotchety guy screwing with the young customers


0 personal space ever

thomasjprater's tweet image. 0 personal space ever

I’m no therapist but you can sit on my face and talk about it


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