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Cockroach Milk is the Next Great Superfood According to Scientists theinforadar.com/2019/08/cockro…


Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS.


I know. it's just this KFC grease making it slip


Im more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people.


Theres nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer.


e people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.Som


Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big. round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.


MEET THE BOY WHO SCORED HIGHER ON IQ TEST THAN BILL GATES & ALBERT EINSTEIN! knowledgeinflux.info/2019/07/meet-b…


If you can read this you're standing too close to my iPhone!


I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working.


Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there.


Democrats and Republicans agree — Donald Trump will be re-elected theinforadar.com/2019/07/democr…


I judge every book by its cover: 'Too smart for me' is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone.


Some of you take selfies from so close up. I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.


Whoops. pizza sauce on my hands. Better wash this off with soap and water. Oh poop on my ass? I'll just use this dry paper and call it good.


Steve-O Tells Justin Bieber to Fight Him Instead of Tom Cruise rapidrationale.com/2019/07/steve-…


American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also. it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist.


If you're having a weird pain today remember. tons of people die from that stuff all the time.


I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food. I eat it.


Excuse me. miss. you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.


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