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I really wish I hadn't cheated on my eye test, I can't see a fucking thing in these new glasses.
Spent this week trying to get answers from @uber as to how my driver managed to drive me halfway up the UK while I dozed off thinking I was headed from Fulham to Croydon. Woken up in the Midlands! Didn’t hear a peep from my driver. £1453.86. 5 1/2 hrs on surge price x2.
Yes yes yes yes 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
What's the real scientific answer to "why kids fucking love running?"
VAR was advertised as a way to double check clear and obvious errors. That was not one. If VAR is going to be used like that then we should get rid of the linesman and the ref should be on a Segway. My solution is to use VAR like Hawkeye in tennis. 3 uses at managers discretion
Today I asked the health care industry a simple question: How much will you spend to defeat Medicare for All? Is it $200 million? Is it $500 million? They can spend all the money they want. We're going to beat them.
I will send you £4 to buy one of these if you can tell me what it is, with out cheating.
In honour of it being flying ant day I'd like to hear all your best ant recipes! 🐜🍽️
I hate it when people call me a taxi. I've always been self conscious about my bright yellow forehead.
My dad's like a boomerang. He only comes back to hit me in the back of the head in a field.
When I smile at girls they run a mile. Which is why I prefer to flinch at girls.
If I was teaching the language of love the first phrase I would teach is "Hi my name is freD, with a big d :P"
I've been googling and asking around for a language teacher for ages, but it seems that no one truly knows the language of love :,(
Instead of text and ringing someone there should be an extra special option that only selected people can use. And if they needed to get hold of you it zapped your nips so you answered the fucking phone and looked at your pissing messages
When I woke up from an accident it would take me longer to realise I can't hear than to realise I can't fart.
Bandcamp is probably one of the best ways you can support your favourite artists... I love using Bandcamp to find new artists and labels, it feels real to me. Its a blessing amongst the plethora of toxic platforms around at the moment.
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