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Stephen is basically Buckles in Line of Duty who ends up becoming 'H' by default because all the other baddies are either killed or found out. #TheTraitorsUK
Happy Mondays Interviewer: “You’ll be there. Are all the members of the band … is it the whole Happy Mondays getting back together?” Shaun Ryder: “well, apart from our kid cos he’s dead!”
I've got a book of 8 at home that I'm just going to keep till they appreciate in value like Bitcoin. They could easily be worth 10 grand in a decade or so. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
Hopefully they'll throw the Booky Wook at him.
CPS considers charging Russell Brand over sex offence allegations manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/c…
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The prolific shoplifter who is now banned from every B&M Bargains in the country manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…
Big fan of Jeremy Vine's word cloud of words the public associate with Kier Starmer.
Difficult to read this story without The Smiths playing in your head.
Hyde Road taped off after dramatic crash between car and double-decker bus manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…
In the same way I 'remain interested' in Lzzy Hale from Halestorm I suspect.
Manchester United 'remain interested' in Ivan Toney #mufc manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…
The most shocking thing about all this is that Rotherham has a Holiday Inn.
Of course it is. What do you want, a blue plaque?
The AirBnB Jay Slater stayed at the night before he disappeared is back up for rent - latest manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/m…
Bizarrely she used to live round the corner from me when I lived in North Manchester. John Cooper Clarke lived round there too and Mark E Smith lived up the road. It was like Stella Street with severe drug problems.
Say what you like about Akshata Murty, as a U-Boat Commander I would find it very hard to get a torpedo fix on her.
Commentator: 'Southgate is his own harshest critic.' Unless he spends tonight locked in his bathroom self harming he fucking isn't.
Rishi Sunak on seeing this... youtu.be/lOfEr7hwAy0?fe…
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A wank, I think
SNAP POLL/ Who performed best overall in tonight's debate? Rishi Sunak: 51% Keir Starmer: 49% yougov.co.uk/politics/artic…
Bloody hell, technology moves on quickly. I thought it just played your favourite song and stuff like that.
OneDrive. I was the 1st of my friends to be vaccinated hence my 'haven't felt any side effects yet' Zoom joke. 2nd was a fancy dress party in Stoke. The cheap hotel I'd booked was being used to house drug addicts so they must have had a fucking shock when I pitched up at 1am.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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