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There has not been one fucking DAY in the last SEVEN YEARS that I haven't been willing to take a BULLET for Harry Styles and no I will NOT take constructive criticism


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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"


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🚨HOLY COW: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THEY TRIED TO HIDE IT. JACK SMITH CONFIRMS WHAT WE’VE ALL KNOWN DONALD TRUMP WAS THE DIRECT CAUSE OF JANUARY 6. THEY DROPPED IT ON NEW YEAR’S EVE HOPING NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. BAD LUCK. SPREAD IT. SHARE IT. LET EVERYONE SEE THE TRUTH.

🚨HOLY COW: In footage Republicans don’t want you to see, Jack Smith confirms Donald Trump was the CAUSE of January 6. They released it on New Year’s Eve to bury it. Let’s get it everywhere.



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2026 mantra:

alexinquotes's tweet image. 2026 mantra:
alexinquotes's tweet image. 2026 mantra:

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💔

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Thank you kindly @davidsirota but all I did was grow the mutton chops. Mike Makowsky wrote it from Candice Millard’s excellent book 🙏🏼 📚

I thought we'd hit the point where Hollywood is so addicted to reruns that it couldn't prompt any curiosity anymore, but I just watched a show that made me wanna do something I never ever thought I'd wanna do: read a full biography of Chester Arthur. Nice work, @Nick_Offerman.

davidsirota's tweet image. I thought we'd hit the point where Hollywood is so addicted to reruns that it couldn't prompt any curiosity anymore, but I just watched a show that made me wanna do something I never ever thought I'd wanna do: read a full biography of Chester Arthur.

Nice work, @Nick_Offerman.


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White House staff had been using Kennedy's two-day absence as an opportunity to remodel the Oval Office. He will never get a chance to use it, and President Johnson will surely want to redesign the room to his own taste, so Jackie asks a photographer to preserve how it looked.

jfkplus60's tweet image. White House staff had been using Kennedy's two-day absence as an opportunity to remodel the Oval Office. He will never get a chance to use it, and President Johnson will surely want to redesign the room to his own taste, so Jackie asks a photographer to preserve how it looked.
jfkplus60's tweet image. White House staff had been using Kennedy's two-day absence as an opportunity to remodel the Oval Office. He will never get a chance to use it, and President Johnson will surely want to redesign the room to his own taste, so Jackie asks a photographer to preserve how it looked.


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He’s done it again

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Day ONE in Zohran’s America!!!!

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There should be a neutral guy between god and the devil



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every nyc mayoral debate is like cuomo: i am not rapist, i am italian zohran: i am running in nyc not tel aviv sliwa: 5 people tried to kill me on my way here. fuck you


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Young republicans yesterday:


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Best Republican since Lincoln

I asked Curtis Sliwa "are you okay with losing and knowing you contributed to Mamdani's victory?" I did my best to relay the concerns of capitalist america and used @BillAckman's tweet as a reference "a vote for Curtis Sliwa is a vote for Zohran Mamdani" This was Sliwa's…



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A new ‘PHINEAS AND FERB’ ‘CARTOONIFIED’ short has been released. #PhineasAndFerb #Cartoonified

From sammy

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✨ A real moment ✨ I want to take a second to be honest and transparent with you all. Behind everything I share online, I am still a human being trying to navigate life like anyone else. The truth is that this journey comes with a lot of ups and downs. Lately, I have been…


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My coworker showed this to me and I've been cackling since


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bmo we love you

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After 8 years of multiple attempts, countdowns, variants, bundles and trying the highest on Billboard rules, the 3.48 million copies record held by Adele has been broken. — We congratulate Taylor Swift for this example of resilience and effort since “reputation”.

StatsAdele's tweet image. After 8 years of multiple attempts, countdowns, variants, bundles and trying the highest on Billboard rules, the 3.48 million copies record held by Adele has been broken.

— We congratulate Taylor Swift for this example of resilience and effort since “reputation”.
StatsAdele's tweet image. After 8 years of multiple attempts, countdowns, variants, bundles and trying the highest on Billboard rules, the 3.48 million copies record held by Adele has been broken.

— We congratulate Taylor Swift for this example of resilience and effort since “reputation”.

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this too shall pass but holy fuck


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