Tim Fleming
@tim__flem
Undeserving husband. Overprotective father. Youth Herder at Calvary UMC, ICT. Descended from horse thieves. And I like to lay on floors.
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So Ron DeSantis is saying Andrew Tate isn't welcome in Florida because of his actions...but Matt Gaetz is?
Mr. President, Ukraine did not “start” this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.🇺🇸🇺🇦 “Russia Invades Ukraine in Largest European Attack Since WWII” @FoxNews (February 24,…
Pretty sure President Musk and Good Boy Trump saw that Whitest Kids U Know sketch about invading Iran and thought "this will work WONDERS" and that's how we got the gUlF oF aMeRiCa and also restrictions on women's voting rights
Listen, I know the GOP are spineless pussies. But they have a LITERAL CHILD MOLESTER in their ranks, surely they'll do something? Right? ... Right? #gaetzreport
Need #ParentingTips? Just never sit down. Ever. That way your kids won't suddenly need something when they magically detect you sat down.
Hey @ShaneEwing and @KAKEnews, today is Victoria Fleming's birthday (your guest from the Mulvane Public Library this morning). Just wanted to pass along in case surprising her on air is an option!
Making gingerbread with the kids. Realized halfway through that the molasses I bought is intended for barbeque sauce. We're too deep in this endeavor to turn back, let's do this thing.
Oh noooooo, according to NPR there have been wolves reintroduced to parts of Yellowstone that are near luxury condos and resorts, whatever will these poor rich people do? #eattherich
Looks like #HotLaborSummer might be ending just in time for #FallOfTheMan! Writers reach deal with Hollywood studios, agree to end strike npr.org/2023/09/24/120…
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Hollywood writers reach a tentative deal with studios after nearly five month strike
Hollywood production has been halted for months as actors and writers have been on strike. Now, the writers are headed back to work. Actors represented by SAG-AFTRA remain on strike.
Person who is trans: can you please use this pronoun for me? Kris Kobach: not only does that scare and infuriate me for reasons that defy logic, it also makes me want to punish you with new hateful laws that will make it harder for you to do something that doesn't affect others.
Vikki every night for six years: our bedtime routines with kids need to be slow, quiet, calm environments, all the research says so. Vikki today: this one Instagram reel I saw said Toddler Fight Club is needed for some kids so that's what we need to do now. *Narrator: it wasn't
"Pop" "Six" "Squish" "Uh-uh!" "I just want to find 11,780 votes" "Lipschitz" -Cell Block Tango, Fulton County Version
Pro tip: Tell your kids it's time to leave 5 minutes before it is *actually* time to leave, so you will only be 25 minutes late leaving the place you're at! #parentinghacks
"Do you think you'll have more kids?" Ooohhh no no no, 3 with increased odds of additional twins is plenty for us. "Well you know the best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans lolol" Honey unless God is gonna repair my snipped vas deferens, these plans stay.
"Sorry Timmy, we can't teach you about slavery, it's too woke and violent for your tender innocence. Now grab your bulletproof backpack, you have active shooter drills today! Right after your school-imposed lessons on Jesus' bloody death that's your fault because of personal sin"
The left is calling for greater investment in renewable energy and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud lights, and touting the upsides of slavery, so I can see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization
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