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This really is the end for any notion of us functioning as a country. The government is basically saying that it is incapable of delivering a modern rail line. You might as well just fucking give up at that point. Someone turn the lights off on the way out. We're done.
The media elite tearing down Russell Brand for getting too close to the truth by planting sexual assault allegations is basically one of those 80s erotic thrillers they don’t make anymore but shitter cos instead of Michael Douglas it’s Brand word vomiting & vlogging to morons.
You’ve got to hand it to Russell Brand; painting himself as an outlier and rebel, persecuted by the system, when the reason why this took so long to come out was he has lots of money and power that allowed him to use the system to be quite litigiously nasty.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-652943… if the drivers ain't smart why should the roads be?
An update on an old joke. Two cannibals eating Lee Hurst. One says "Does this taste unfunny to you?"
“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple” ~ Jack Kerouac Born on this day, in 1922
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