mother of elderly chihuahua
@tinyandspiteful
what is Twitter. water isn't wet. we need a new plague. baby LD. UCSD ‘21
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Dear God/Elon Musk, Please send me into the sun, I want to be warm. Love, Natalie
After a year of being on ZOOM with people not being able to tell how tall I was, UCSD had to do me so dirty with this tall ass camera at graduation. Like I’m just eyes over a steering wheel. fuck it I’m not going outside ever again
Help I’ve fallen for this $14,000 Alexander McQueen dress and I can’t get up
The best moment of 2020 was when that random girl came at me and made a fool of herself
I knew I had an unhealthy relationship with my dog, but then I took a step back and looked at my Twitter profile. And like damn I really need to get a personality
One time we went to pick up and dinner and I told Romeo he could come with us, but then I realized I forgot his leash so we had to leave him in the house. He did like that so in retaliation he knocked the grinder off the table and ate all the weed. He was stoned for 48 hours.
I went a whole day without having to be on zoom and oh my god what an amazing feeling
Baked cookies last night call me a tradwife. Ready to marry a republican and never cum again
Being home means I drive 50 mph on very road
What’s more important? That your toilet paper is...
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One time I watched a pragerU video about feminism and why it was harmful. One of the arguments it made was that women should be thankful to men because it was a man who invented the washing machine, witch was something that liberated women
He will either save the world or destroy it
I’m not messy. I have a chihuahua and those piles of dirty clothes on the floor are for him. He likes to nest.
When i got to play the Bernie Sanders rally back in February, the campaign vetted me and went thru all my social media and sent me a list of like 35 tweets i had to delete in order to be approved. Here's a few of em. 😂🤷🏻♂️
You know what, I’m going to call this progress.
We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!
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