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Son has eggs in a basket. He drops them all over flour begins to cry. I said shouldn't have put them all in 1 basket #parentingfail #whoops


Toddler cuddling topless husband. Points to underarms "you got hair there that's silly, you need it here" points to his head


Asked son if he was a cheeky monkey. His reply "no I'm just a Jacob"


Son climbs on husband while he is eating his dinner. "Daddy's eating, Jacob" son replies "you're not eating Jacob!"


"Fe fi fo fum I smell mummy stinky bum" lovely way to get greeted in the morning. #parenting #toddler #humour


"Oh my sock is stinky..... I want to smell it." #toddlerlife


"mummy your beautiful" I asked what about daddy "daddy is handsome" I asked about teddy the dog. "Teddy is handsome"


"Look a digger." "No mummy, it's a backhoe" #corrected #notsmarterthana2yrold


"Oh no poor bus has lost a wheel need a tow truck to reach it."

tinybanter's tweet image. "Oh no poor bus has lost a wheel need a tow truck to reach it."

In hot weather "beautiful sunny day.....but too hot". #sunnyweather #neverhappy #parenthood #humour #parenthumour


When given juice and wanted milk "oh no chocolate milk is juice" in disappointed voice. #humour #children #Parentinghumor #lol


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