Coat Hanger
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Your mother would have warned you about me, but she was a fucking whore herself, so who was she to talk.
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Wow Christians are so fucked they don't even like the pope any more. Cunt assholes
Let's shoot everything, burn everything, destroy acres of land, but we pretend to not want the shit our neighbours have. -Christans
Creationists are such fucking assholes. The only abortion that is a bad abortion is if it results in a pregnancy
you were meant to be a load to the mouth but your dad didn't pull out of your mother in time
you were meant to be the boxer stain that leaks out after your dad blew his load
you were meant to be part of the truffle butter that comes out after your dad was in your mom's ass for too long
your dad didn't mean to go inside your mom but he thought about the whore from last night and accidentally blew his load
your dad didn't know your mom wouldn't get an abortion
your dad was ass fucking your mom when it slipped out and went in the wrong hole. then he blew his load. hence, you.
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