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Keeping the tongue-in-cheek amongst the #tipsfornewdocs

@otorhinosaurus: Learn to play with kids! #tipsfornewdocs ” -and scare the crap out of them with a freaky puppet!!!


@tigerCOL_DE: That's a #TipsForNewDocs if ever I saw one. Never do a tricky cannula on an empty stomach.”<-Hands & forearms easier, surely?


@doctorsnoddy: @TheBMA try to avoid acronyms in your discharge summary #tipsfornewdocs” Particularly OMGWTF


Personality? “@Dr_Disability: Orthopedic surgeons most likely to be injured on the job-find out why. #tipsfornewdocs ow.ly/yFrpG


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Remember to triage your patients in order of sickness: LOL, OK, OMG, OMGWTF. #tipsfornewdocs


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@theplaguedoc chewy ones generally good - last longer - but avoid when waiting for someone to answer phone/bleep #TipsForNewDocs


That stuff's been in the cafeteria Bain Marie since last Thursday. Trust me, you're not THAT hungry. #TipsForNewDocs

tipsfornewdocs's tweet image. That stuff&apos;s been in the cafeteria Bain Marie since last Thursday. Trust me, you&apos;re not THAT hungry.
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@malcolm1771: Learn to know when to do nothing #tipsfornewdocs” -last 20mins of your shift. (Hide in the loo.)


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“He did earlier” is not an appropriate response to the question “Does the patient have a pulse?” #TipsForNewDocs


😳😳😳! “@trevskichanMD: #TipsForNewDocs Blood stains come out with peroxide.”


Twitter handles ok? Oh. “@DrCouz: Don't immediately add title 'Dr.' to everything. It just makes you look like a douche. #tipsfornewdocs


'Borrowing' their theatre shoes is a fun way to meet the surgical / theatre team. #TipsForNewDocs

tipsfornewdocs's tweet image. &apos;Borrowing&apos; their theatre shoes is a fun way to meet the surgical / theatre team. 
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Spoiler: it's not for you! “@DeborahKirkham: Pick up ringing phone you're next to. Nurses/ward clerks will like you more. #TipsForNewDocs


Prizes for penmanship! “@mjslabbert: You'll be judged by legibility of your docs & notes.Write NEATLY & fill in COMPLETELY. #TipsForNewDocs


Always tuck those scrubs right in. You'll look awesome. Promise. #TipsForNewDocs

tipsfornewdocs's tweet image. Always tuck those scrubs right in. You&apos;ll look awesome. Promise. #TipsForNewDocs

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