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Tyler Kleinow

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How is no one calling out @lacroixwater for the fact that whoever made the limoncello flavor got confused and made birthday cake instead?


Ever bite into a beef stick from your mother-in-law and wonder “is this for me, or was it intended for the dog?” No? Just me? Cool. Cool cool cool.


Today was the first day of the rest of my life. I finally got @GamleOde mike’s phone number.


Damn, if told me even a year ago that 2022 would be the year where if I ran out of weed edibles I could literally just text my wife to bring some home from work I would have laughed in your face. And for fucks sake, please can we release nonviolent drug offenders from prison now?


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Sneak Peek: Take a look inside Guacaya Bistreaux opening soon in North Loop. Pedro Wolcott is a Panamanian chef who is ready to bring $12 cocktails and tapas to the neighborhood. mspmag.com/eat-and-drink/…

stephmarch's tweet image. Sneak Peek: Take a look inside Guacaya Bistreaux opening soon in North Loop. Pedro Wolcott is a Panamanian chef who is ready to bring $12 cocktails and tapas to the neighborhood. mspmag.com/eat-and-drink/…

I’m not original In this thought by any means, but someone great into all my friends on sound of silver by @lcdsoundsystem is some life-giving shit.


Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSB…

tkleinow's tweet image. Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSB…

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSB…

tkleinow's tweet image. Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSB…

I know we’re all excited about rush Limbaugh, but Carman is potentially a very real and underrated victory as well. #recoveringevangelical


The word choice by the PR person for the FBI is really revealing their true colors. #fuckracism


To all the Minnesota distilleries and breweries advertising new batched cocktails or cocktail-based beers that y’all can sell legally to go: I see you. I will not forget this. Thanks for rubbing it in. Maybe next time partner those projects with people that are jobless.


Liquor brands announcing social media-based competitions with non-cash prizes are a great example of how little the hospitality industry matters to them. Remember this when/if you get your job back. Don’t take advantage of bored unemployed bartenders for a stupid coin.


Can we all just recognize that at least our parents’ generation didn’t have Swiffer?


Never using @lyft again after Theodore drove off and left us in an ice storm as my HAND WAS REACHING TO THE DOOR HANDLE!


Check out Wiki Store for their awesome products, like the one I've just bought here wiki-store.com/products/cobra…


My beautiful lady! @ Uptown Realty & Management instagram.com/p/_GpDyaDnmO/


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