This was so crazy to me back then but someone has actually said this to me lol

Just thinking about how I had 3 interview questions for my job and one of them was “if the patient says okay Tori I’m gonna throw the chair through the window, what do you say”



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i forgot jus opened tiktok cus muscle memory lorddddd💔💔💔

From abbie ★

I could’ve lived my whole life without seeing Nosferatu’s ding dong


Pray for my friend. She’s okay she’s just dickmatized 😪


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"Y'all Democrats are just sore losers."

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I logged back into twitter just to let you all know the cookie butter latte from Dutch bros is garbage. That is all


Every week I have therapy on Tuesday. And every week my therapist says “see you next Tuesday” like brooke do you not know what that means or are you trying to tell me something.


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It’s so hard being young and fun

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Doing the cha cha slide with my patient was not in my bingo card but I’ll take it


I door dashed 18 nuggets in my sleep. Like how does that happen


Conrad: “mom you’re such a millennial” Me “actually I’m Gen Z” Conrad “keep telling yourself that” I’m sorry don’t have kids because they will just humble you daily 😭😂


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i will be partying tomorrow but NOT in celebration of america i will however be celebrating whoever tf invented the hotdog


I’m tired of boring Twitter someone start a Twitter fight with me


Trying to settle a debate. Is pineview gross and overpriced

Yes %84.2
No %15.8

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