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I only eat seafood. I mean when I See Food I eat, I eat all
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.
Sleep is my Drug, My bed is my Dealer, Alarm clock is the Police
Waking up is one thing. Leaving the bed is the real challenge !
Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying me a diamond ring Husband : I saw your dad was paying da bill
GF: Baby, I'm Pregnant..What do you want it to be? BF: A Joke
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress a beautiful girl , which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM
I guess my pillow is a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing..
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