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PhD, Software Engineer. Carthage Maintainer. Previously: @wooga , @wire , @sharecareinc . Love iOS and Haskell. http://github.com/tmspzz Opinions are my own

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Being a Haskeller is frustrating because my ring would just say `forever` and the joke would be lost 😩

My wife and I are both developers... reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. My wife and I are both developers... reddit.com/r/programmerhu…


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My wife and I are both developers... reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R's tweet image. My wife and I are both developers... reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

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Why the assumption I am fake?

"Twitter has given a blue check verified mark to Jesus Christ ... Things are getting a bit confusing at Twitter under Elon Musk." @donie reports on the surge of fake accounts on Twitter as the paid verification system launches.



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For those of you planning to subscribe to Twitter Musk®, every time the subscription processes I just want you to actively visualize your hand, reaching into your purse or wallet, pulling out $8 in cash, and handing it to the richest person in the world


So they admit there is a key logger but they don’t use it 😏 right.

The report's conclusions about TikTok are incorrect and misleading. Contrary to its claims, we do not collect keystroke or text inputs through this code, which is solely used for debugging, troubleshooting and performance monitoring.



This might have backfired.

tmpz's tweet image. This might have backfired.

Holy crap. What a 🧵

- Russia planned to easy-take Kyiv within 3 days, following by capitulation of Ukraine; - Russian army units were followed by thousands of riot police; - Russian army purchased 45,000 body bags and brought mobile crematories; - I am sure they planned mass executions for Ukraine.



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A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict btw Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."


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Volodymyr Zelenskyy is slowly but surely de-nazifying Russia.


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This is for the ones who stood their ground... Odessa, Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦


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Also Peskov, on @amanpour's question if Putin's leveling of Ukrainian cities is a reflection of his anger with Ukrainians: "Putin is not angry at Ukrainians. He is only angry at those Ukrainians who want to join NATO." I.e. Putin is angry at only 78% of Ukrainians.


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Putin hates the West. Except a jacket for € 11K from a luxury Italian brand🤡

sankuperis's tweet image. Putin hates the West.  

Except a jacket for € 11K from a luxury Italian brand🤡

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when Russia invaded Ukraine, crude oil was $99 a barrel. today, it's fallen back down to $99 barrel. the day Russia invaded, US motorists were paying $3.61 at the pump today, they're paying $4.30. how the hell does press just ignore this story????


The only place for Putin’s gang is in hell. With a quick stop at The Hague on way.

- Russia planned to easy-take Kyiv within 3 days, following by capitulation of Ukraine; - Russian army units were followed by thousands of riot police; - Russian army purchased 45,000 body bags and brought mobile crematories; - I am sure they planned mass executions for Ukraine.



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⚡️Russians drop a heavy bomb on Mariupol theater where hundreds are sheltering. The number of casualties is yet unknown. Photo: Telegram channel MariupolNow.

KyivIndependent's tweet image. ⚡️Russians drop a heavy bomb on Mariupol theater where hundreds are sheltering.

The number of casualties is yet unknown. 

Photo: Telegram channel MariupolNow.

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