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goldendoodle dog mom.

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If I ask you to hangout multiple times and each time you come up with a reason not to, I’m no longer asking. It’s your turn. 🤷🏼‍♀️


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6th grade: getting assigned seats is literally the worst thing ever 16th grade: someone stealing your unassigned assigned seat is literally the worst thing ever


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Hello, I’ve finished my free trial of adulting and I’m no longer interested. I’d like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?


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I miss the fat I thought I was in high school


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When I see this I know I’m a hour and a half away from home 😂

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summer: over bank account: empty body: trash yee: haw


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We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “Oh no you’re fine” as a response to “Sorry.”


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Look... I know August just started but I really need my professors to put up their syllabus so I can organize and color code my planner


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The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.


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if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target


Ya'll need to stop reproducing bc my baby fever keeps rising and ive got several more years of grad school before I can be a mama.


If this isnt the pure truth idk what is

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Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even -built a rocket -fought a mummy -climbed up the Eiffel Tower -discovered something that doesn’t exist -given a monkey a shower -surfed any tidal waves -created a nanobot - located Frankenstein’s brain -driven my sister insane :/


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hey ladies remember when we were in middle school and someone would have a party but only a few of us were on the VIP list to sleep over and we had to keep it a secret so girls who weren’t invited wouldn’t get their feelings hurt lmao what a time to be alive


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